Great Canada Map Unisex T-Shirt
Great Canada Map Unisex T-Shirt
We’ve reviewed the executive order. It’s still Lake Ontario.
Since everyone is apparently redrawing maps, Canada has prepared a modest—and extremely polite—counterproposal.
The Great Canada: A Polite Alternate History reimagines the continent with Southern BC, the Southwest and Southeast Territories, the Canadian Snowbird Province, the Province of Alaska and several thoughtfully reconsidered Great Lakes.
Look closely—the details are half the fun.
This Front Edition places the complete full-colour map prominently across the chest, making every politely Canadian territorial adjustment impossible to miss.
- Soft, lightweight unisex T-shirt
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colours contain polyester
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Large full-colour front print
- Printed to order to reduce unnecessary inventory
Fit: A comfortable unisex fit. Choose your usual size or consult the size guide for exact measurements.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork.
An independent work of political satire. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any government, political party or public official.
Size guide
Supplier garment: Gildan 5000. Measurements are provided by the supplier and may vary by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Imperial (inches)
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Metric (centimetres)
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 56 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |