Great Canada Map Throw Blanket
30″×40″
$59.95
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We’ve reviewed the executive order. It’s still Lake Ontario.
Wrap yourself in Canada’s modest—and extremely polite—territorial counterproposal.
This soft, full-colour throw features *The Great Canada: A Polite Alternate History*, complete with Southern BC, the Southwest and Southeast Territories, the Canadian Snowbird Province, the Province of Alaska and several thoughtfully reconsidered Great Lakes.
Perfect for the sofa, cottage, guest room or emergency diplomatic negotiations.
Look closely—the details are half the fun.
• Soft silk-touch fabric
• 100% polyester
• Vibrant one-sided sublimation print
• White reverse side
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Machine-washable
• Printed to order to reduce unnecessary inventory
Care: Wash before first use to restore the fabric after the printing process. Machine wash cold at no more than 30°C with similar colours. Do not bleach or dry clean. Hang dry when possible or tumble dry on low.
An independent work of political satire. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any government, political party or public official.
Great Canada Map Throw Blanket
$59.95
Wrap yourself in Canada’s modest—and extremely polite—territorial counterproposal.
This soft, full-colour throw features *The Great Canada: A Polite Alternate History*, complete with Southern BC, the Southwest and Southeast Territories, the Canadian Snowbird Province, the Province of Alaska and several thoughtfully reconsidered Great Lakes.
Perfect for the sofa, cottage, guest room or emergency diplomatic negotiations.
Look closely—the details are half the fun.
• Soft silk-touch fabric
• 100% polyester
• Vibrant one-sided sublimation print
• White reverse side
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Machine-washable
• Printed to order to reduce unnecessary inventory
Care: Wash before first use to restore the fabric after the printing process. Machine wash cold at no more than 30°C with similar colours. Do not bleach or dry clean. Hang dry when possible or tumble dry on low.
An independent work of political satire. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any government, political party or public official.