{"product_id":"the-great-canada-map-throw-blanket-a-polite-alternate-history","title":"Great Canada Map Throw Blanket","description":"We’ve reviewed the executive order. It’s still Lake Ontario.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWrap yourself in Canada’s modest—and extremely polite—territorial counterproposal.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis soft, full-colour throw features *The Great Canada: A Polite Alternate History*, complete with Southern BC, the Southwest and Southeast Territories, the Canadian Snowbird Province, the Province of Alaska and several thoughtfully reconsidered Great Lakes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for the sofa, cottage, guest room or emergency diplomatic negotiations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLook closely—the details are half the fun.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft silk-touch fabric  \u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% polyester  \u003cbr\u003e\n• Vibrant one-sided sublimation print  \u003cbr\u003e\n• White reverse side  \u003cbr\u003e\n• Hypoallergenic  \u003cbr\u003e\n• Flame retardant  \u003cbr\u003e\n• Machine-washable  \u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed to order to reduce unnecessary inventory  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare: Wash before first use to restore the fabric after the printing process. Machine wash cold at no more than 30°C with similar colours. Do not bleach or dry clean. Hang dry when possible or tumble dry on low.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAn independent work of political satire. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any government, political party or public official.","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"30″×40″","offer_id":48254459805926,"sku":"2007029_22609","price":59.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50″×60″","offer_id":48254459838694,"sku":"2007029_10986","price":79.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60″×80″","offer_id":48254459871462,"sku":"2007029_13222","price":99.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/0510\/6662\/files\/throw-blanket-60x80-front-6a91da25a2093.jpg?v=1787943509","url":"https:\/\/greatercanadianoutfitters.com\/products\/the-great-canada-map-throw-blanket-a-polite-alternate-history","provider":"Greater Canadian Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}